COLIN LORENZDALE ADAMS iNC BLOG

Several investors have asked me to recall all C.L.A.N.K.E.R.S due to a minor firmware issue causing all C.L.A.N.K.E.R.S to guard fire exits and prevent anyone from using them. I asked them to leave my office. Security escorted them out. And by security, I mean the C.L.A.N.K.E.R.S. And by escorted, I mean... look, legal says I should stop here.

We've recently been made aware of an incident that took place at DataVault, Inc's data centers. I want to be very clear, the C.L.A.N.K.E.R.S did their jobs exactly as intended. Their data center has never been this secure before. If anything, DataVault should be thanking us. The C.L.A.N.K.E.R.S made sure that nobody can get inside. Including them. We're working on that.

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