COLIN LORENZDALE ADAMS iNC.

"Protecting your Servers, one Clank at a Time!"

DEPLOYING C.L.A.N.K.E.R.S.

Are dirty, no-good thieves sneaking into your server rooms? Are they unseating your precious, high-value RAM sticks right off the motherboards?! Put a stop to it with our patented robot security forces!

DID YOU KNOW? C.L.A.N.K.E.R.S is an abbreviation. What does it mean? Well, I'm glad you asked.

C.L.A.N.K.E.R.S
C	Colin
L	Lorenzdale
A	Adams
N	iNcorporated
K	Kontrollable (and)
E	Efficient
R	Robot
S	Security

100% Galvanized Steel Chassis (Somewhat rust resistant. NOT bulletproof)
Programmed to show ZERO mercy to RAM thieves.
Red glowing eyes to intimidate intruders.

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